pro life

mad skillz

hi

promises don't mean shit

mancat

I wish every guy i know would let a cat fall asleep on their face. Guys seem to hate cats. They're 'dog men', I'm not saying i don't like dogs but i would rather have a cat anyday. The more i think about it me and cats are so alike, especially in the sleeping aspect.

silent conversations with your ceiling

silent conversations with your ceiling, love affairs with your sofa and memoriable moments with your hob.

This weeks fascination is seals, i've noticed a weekly routine of laughing my head of to the point where i have tears streaming down my face and i'm laughing so hard i can't even breath at different animals. I wonder what next week will be ...

i'm so ronery.

If you like pandas, and you like i can has cheezeburger then you'll love these photos.

I practically got leg raped today on the train home, some guy who smelt of incense sat nexto me, i was actually jammed between him and the window. He kept rotating his leg in circles and backwards and forwards up against my leg, despite it feeling pretty good i couldnt help but think the fact this guy was probably a pervert and has a leg fetish. If you're reading this, never ever sit nexto me again...ever.

I'll let you decide whether i'm being serious about this or not...

holy shit

In all honesty it takes alot to weird me out, i look at some pretty fucked up stuff but this is in a league of it's own. The fact someone even considered the thought of this, nevermind actually making the photos + dedicating a website to it. Scrap the rubiks cube virgin, this guy makes me feel less fucked up.

filth

move over

rubiks cube virgin

I'm so glad no one can read my mind. I guess to someone else it would look pretty fucked up, and i mean fucked up. just a huge combo of naked skinny women, cats, knitting needles and beards. But today i found a blog what consisted of someone posting there times and records on doing a rubiks cube, this made me feel slightly less fucked up. Despite watching too much porn for my own good, spending most of my life on 'funny cat pictures' websites, knitting for days and days and ending up with nothing and drooling over men with beards atleast i know i won't die a virgin with a rubiks cube by my side.
PEACE!

take care

take care
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Alesha dixon + permanent marker + tippex = ....

french pussy

i get a total sense of satisfaction looking at cats that look like hitler. just me?

it's true

naked following